Princess parking

tobeagenius:

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me on my day off: time isn't real
me @ work: only 6 hours 22 minutes and 48 seconds left!

astrolocherry:

pisces is a hymn of the ocean
a siren of the sea. her soul is sleepy and her eyes look like a lilac
sky

astrolocherry:

pisces are suspended on heaven strings as they float through life. they spend so much time playing with constellations that stars get tangled in their hair. pisces is a sign of service and giving. there is acute guilt and shame when they take from others. even so, the piscean can still be martyred and overly sacrificial

Marry someone who lets you drink their juice, even after you said you weren’t thirsty. Marry someone who laughs at the same things you do. Marry someone who kisses your nose on a cold day. Marry someone who you can watch Disney movies all day with. Marry someone who is proud of you whether you earn £5 a week or £5,000 a week. Marry someone who you can tell everything to. Marry someone who isn’t afraid or embarrassed to hold your hand in public. Marry someone who lets you take over when decorating a cake. Marry someone who you can spend the day in Ikea with without feeling stressed. Marry someone who wraps you up inside their coat in the winter. Marry someone who accepts your fears and phobias. Marry someone who gives you butterflies every time you hear their key in the door. Marry someone who you don’t always have to shave your legs for. Marry someone who accepts you all day every day, even when you don’t look or feel your best. Marry someone who still puts three sugars in your tea, despite telling them “just two”. Marry someone who doesn’t judge you when you eat your body weight in cookies. Marry someone who doesn’t make you want to check your phone, because you already know they will reply. Marry someone who waits with you to get on the train. Marry someone who understands that you need to be alone sometimes. Marry someone who gets on well with your parents and isn’t uptight about family events. Marry someone who calms you down when you get mad about stupid stuff, and never tells you it’s “only stupid stuff”. Marry someone who makes you want to be a better person. Marry someone who makes you laugh. Marry someone who treats you the way you deserve to be treated. Marry someone who you love. Marry your soulmate, your lover, your best friend.
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rocknrollfuldead:
“ click to trip balls
”
hey if ur gonna experiment with drugs

not-my-revolution:

because there are a lot of idiots in my school who have no idea what they’re doing

• do a lot of research on the drug you’re gonna do
• stay the FUCK away from meth and heroin, seriously
• if it’s a pill, look up the identification number on it to make sure it’s the drug you think it is
• do not mix hard drugs with alcohol, especially benzodiazepines (ie xanax, klonapin, valium, ativan)
• don’t do it for the first time alone
• if the paramedics end up getting involved, don’t lie to them, you won’t be arrested they are there to help keep you safe and alive
• don’t take any drug you aren’t completely sure about taking
• again, stay the fuck away from meth and heroin.
•if you are injecting something, use new, sterile needles and alcohol wipes.

whospilledthebongwater:

shedont-lye:

alxndr-18:

getting-my-fit-together:

stabbybutt:

ayellowbirds:

emchughes:

salon:

salon:

Deane Berg’s doctor called her in the day after Christmas, 2006, to give her the crushing news. She’d had her ovaries removed, the pathology results were back, and they could not have been much worse.  Berg had stage III ovarian cancer, and her prognosis was poor. Despite her 25 years as a physician’s assistant, Berg, then 49, knew next to nothing about ovarian cancer. Grappling with the “why me?” question, she studied the risk factors, finding just one that could apply: regular use of talcum powder for downstairs hygiene.

Scientific research ties talc powder to ovarian cancer. Now Johnson & Johnson is facing a slew of lawsuits

Signal boost. My mom warned me about this when I was growing up, but I don’t see it mentioned often. Use cornstarch instead of talc, if you use anything.

Welp, that’s terrifying.

oh shit tho

Omg i do this every day holy fucking shit

This applies to trans men and their packers as well.  If you don’t want it getting all sticky use cornflour/starch, never talc.  It’s cheaper here too.  There’s no reason not to look after yourself.

Boost this shit.. This is scary I stopped using it after I found out about this

This is terrifying.

edens-blog:

earthandanimals:

Scaleless Ball Python

so smol so smuth,